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You're lost and Barnaby Quirk will help you find your way back.

Oh no! You’re lost!

The woods were dark. So dark. Filled with ominous noises. So ominous.

As you stumbled blindly through the thick undergrowth, you wondered how you had arrived here.

I flipped the light switch. Your surroundings were instantly illuminated. You weren’t in dark woods, after all. It was just your room, and the “thick undergrowth” was your stuff, which you had forgotten to pick up.

Even so, you had already forgotten what it was you were looking for.

“Maybe you’ll find it over here,” I suggested.